Blog #4

Made Up Disorders


Kaitlin Disorder 
you are the best at school and softball
You talk about it all the time.

Brittany Spears Disorder 
you go crazy and do random thing every few years
(Like shave your head when drunk)
you used to be very popular.

One Direction Infection
you are obsessed with this band because they are all weird and crazy
but awesome at the same time and they have British Accents.

Taylor Swift Disorder 
the need  to write about every boyfriend you've ever had
and share the stories, poems, or song with everyone.

Lady Gaga Disorder
This Disorder causes you to dress up so weird
that some people are scarred of your outfits.

Santa Disorder 
the need to lie to children about who Santa is
and when they sit on some random guys lap asking for toys
 he promises them they will get them then they don't get them.

Peeta Disorder
Baking bread and burning it but when you go to throw it to pigs 
you throw it in the mud at a starving poor girl you LOVE
(YOU THROW IT IN THE MUD didn't even walk over to give it to her)

Cinna Disorder
very good at designing clothes and you die
supporting what you thought was right

Ross Disorder (ross from show friends)
marring people then getting divorced
all the time

Lindsey lohan disorder
doing so many drugs that you look tens times older
and you go crazy and you are disliked by many people